Do you believe in Santa Claus? By the time most of us stop believing in a literal Santa Claus, we are well on our way to believing in a figurative one that goes by the name welfare state or big government.
Have trouble feeding your family? Santa State can help. Need affordable housing or health care? Welfare Santa to the rescue.
What in the world got me to say such blunt things on Christmas? I put the blame squarely on Andy Rooney, who wrote a Scrooge-like piece for TV Guide back in 1991. Entitled “No, Virginia, you don’t need a Santa Claus,” it was Andy’s answer to the eight-year-old girl who in 1897 asked that question heard round the world.
If she’d written her letter to Andy, he’d have told her, “The sooner you give up on the idea that you can get something for nothing and learn to make it on your own, the better off you’ll be. Forget the fairy tales.”
Andy ended his piece by saying, “Sorry, Virginia, I’m sure you’re a nice little girl, but your future depends on you, not on believing in Santa Claus.”
Santa, you’re a swell guy, but we’ll take it from here. As adults, we need to trust in ourselves, make our own decisions, and not let others fool us into believing we can get something for nothing. Virginia, it’s not a bad thing to believe in Santa Claus, just don’t stop believing in yourself.
I’m no Scrooge. I’m Steve Buckstein.
For Cascade Policy Institute…Merry Christmas.
Steve Buckstein is Senior Policy Analyst and founder of Cascade Policy Institute, a non-partisan, non-profit, public policy research organization based in Portland.